So, does anyone out there think that Bob Parsons and his man boobs would have made a better and more ethically sound meal for starving Africans than the meat of what one can only assume is a harmless elephant?

If you have ever used the GoDaddy, you probably know what I am talking about here. The site, much like his personal life is disgusting. I would love to see a picture of Parsons fat ass with a shotgun resting on his his head  much more than this beautiful creature. The real disturbing stuff comes when all of the locals come to divide up this strange flesh. Really, really disturbing stuff at Business Insider today.