Dorito Taco Bell Shell: Worth the Indigestion

Dorito Taco Bell Shell: Worth the Indigestion

Taco Bell has been threatening, I mean promising, I mean promoting a Dorito taco shell based taco. And yes I know that Taco Bell has been accused of not using real meat in their tacos but I think folks need to consider the fact that they cost nineteen cents each and they're tasty and they're fast food. As long as they aren't made of rats or something, I don't really care. And the way rats run roughshod over New York City, I'd actually be okay with rat tacos. As long as the meat was cooked really really well.Be that as it may, the promised or threatened or promoted Dorito taco shell taco came to New York City and all the New York City blogs are busting their burps over this one. And almost every single big stupid blog says the same stupid thing “oh crap these are gross, they are so gross I can't stop eating them.” This, my dear New York blogging friends, is not what it called news. It is not even “news” like a celebrity break up is news. It is simply restating the obvious. I don't know that I'm in favor of people getting paid to restate the obvious.

I, of course, had to try one for myself. But I limited myself to one because, as every single New York blogger said, they're really gross. But tasty. But also gross. They have way too much sour cream, and it mixes with the meat sauce and becomes a puddle of brown. But wow, it was hard to stop with one.